{"id":7643,"date":"2016-05-16T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-16T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/?p=7643"},"modified":"2016-05-16T07:06:54","modified_gmt":"2016-05-16T11:06:54","slug":"where-the-sam-hill-have-i-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/?p=7643","title":{"rendered":"Where the Sam Hill have I been?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/s3.amazonaws.com\/gs-waymarking-images\/01320d87-070e-4bd8-b325-6d062c577bec_d.JPG\" alt=\"01320d87-070e-4bd8-b325-6d062c577bec_d.JPG (400\u00d7300)\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I have a good excuse: we had a beardie in the hospital. Our girl Portia had a prolapse we couldn&#8217;t fix after her last clutch (infertile&#8211;we are not breeding her). Turns out, that wasn&#8217;t all that was wrong. She had a terrible downturn, and we rushed her to a hospital in Tampa, an hour away. She had egg yolk peritonitis, a condition from which few beardies recover. We expected to say goodbye. The tough little bugger thwarted those expectations by getting better. She was in the hospital for a almost a week. We brought her home Friday so she could get stronger in a more comfortable place. Some time this week, she goes in for surgery, so we&#8217;re still not out of the woods.<\/p>\n<p>Think happy beardie thoughts for us. Blogging will resume when my nerves have settled.<\/p>\n<p>(cross-posted to <a href=\"http:\/\/frykitty.com\">frytopia<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a good excuse: we had a beardie in the hospital. Our girl Portia had a prolapse we couldn&#8217;t fix after her last clutch (infertile&#8211;we are not breeding her). Turns out, that wasn&#8217;t all that was wrong. She had a terrible downturn, and we rushed her to a hospital in Tampa, an hour away. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7643"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7644,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7643\/revisions\/7644"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}