{"id":8358,"date":"2017-10-30T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-10-30T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/?p=8358"},"modified":"2017-10-30T10:46:22","modified_gmt":"2017-10-30T14:46:22","slug":"blowdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/?p=8358","title":{"rendered":"Blowdown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I planned on retiring the graveyard and mausoleum this year. I think The Great Pumpkin must have seduced Sif, because Thor is\u00a0<em>pissed<\/em> at Halloween this year. Not only did my Lambertville plans get rained out (more on that later), but everything but a gargoyle and one tape ghost went down in the yard. The mausoleum is toast. And it didn&#8217;t even break at joints&#8211;pvc pipe snapped.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8359\" style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8359\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8359\" src=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/all-gone.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/all-gone.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/all-gone-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/all-gone-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/all-gone-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-8359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Boom.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I&#8217;m not terribly upset. The cleanup was annoying. And dammit, could it not wait ONE MORE DAY? But eh, I have plans. Plans for things that are rounded and low to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, I misspoke&#8230;something else stayed up.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8360\" style=\"width: 1010px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8360\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8360\" src=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/unsinkable-punkins.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/unsinkable-punkins.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/unsinkable-punkins-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/unsinkable-punkins-768x585.jpg 768w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/unsinkable-punkins-600x457.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-8360\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">See? Build round things.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Yep, the pumpkins stayed on their overturned pots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a good thing I planned on retiring the graveyard and mausoleum this year. I think The Great Pumpkin must have seduced Sif, because Thor is\u00a0pissed at Halloween this year. Not only did my Lambertville plans get rained out (more on that later), but everything but a gargoyle and one tape ghost went down in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8359,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8358"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8361,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8358\/revisions\/8361"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8359"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}