{"id":9963,"date":"2026-10-14T16:33:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-14T20:33:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/?p=9963"},"modified":"2026-10-14T16:33:59","modified_gmt":"2026-10-14T20:33:59","slug":"the-thing-is-youre-still-alive-when-he-begins-to-eat-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/?p=9963","title":{"rendered":"The thing is, you&#8217;re still alive when he begins to eat you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sam-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A pink foam tombstone for Sam Neill, with the top carved in a T-Rex skull, and a raptor claw at the bottom.\" class=\"wp-image-9962\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sam-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sam-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/sam.jpg 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Didn&#8217;t want to carve in that whole quote, so instead, I put a raptor claw on the stone.  I like it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guy was out to fix our garage door today.  He looked like Rene Auberjonois, scruffy edition.  By midday I had a bunch of stuff that had to wait until tomorrow to dry.  Crap. Just realized I need more pvc pipe.  Back to Home Despot&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Didn&#8217;t want to carve in that whole quote, so instead, I put a raptor claw on the stone. I like it. Guy was out to fix our garage door today. He looked like Rene Auberjonois, scruffy edition. By midday I had a bunch of stuff that had to wait until tomorrow to dry. Crap. Just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-month-of-spookdays","category-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9964,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9963\/revisions\/9964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookymoon.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}