A Month of Spookdays

Slacking on the entries! Yikes! Let me catch you up on what I’ve been doing…which is watching stuff.

The Awakening is a good old-fashioned ghost story. Set in the 1920s, it is the tale of Florence Cathcart, author, debunker, and educated woman in a time when that was a remarkable thing. She is asked to investigate a possible ghost at a boys’ school, and interesting hijinks ensue. It’s a great story, told in sepia tones, with props I wish I had in my house. I would especially like to have a seance like the one that opens the film–lots of atmosphere and sneaky tricks. I enjoyed the whole thing, from the tone, to the acting, to the rather hot Dominic West, to the unexpected and well-done conclusion. Highly recommended if you like them quietly spooky.

Genre: Catholic Horror; Subgenre: Exorcism. I love a good Catholic horror movie, and I seem to be drawn to the exorcism stories. Exorcismus is a good addition to the genre. Somewhat quiet, and easy on the special effects, it’s the story of 15-year-old Emma, who finds herself blacking out and hurting those she loves. A little levitation finally involves the priest, her uncle Chris, who has a troubled past with a prior exorcism.  Solidly written, acted, and paced, it ends up not being about quite what you think it was about. A few cliches (because really, who can resist the crucifixion float?) didn’t ruin the film, and as long as you can handle Emma being very 15, it’s a good watch.

Now, I like a quiet ghost story well enough. But not too quiet. The Last Kind Word left me trapped in a 90-minute Mazzy Star video. It wasn’t horrible, and Brad Dourif turns in a good performance, but the pacing had me checking facebook while I watched. It’s the story of a family who moves back to Kentucky to take a job on a friend’s farm. Dad is a violent alcoholic, so Eli, his son, spends a lot of time wandering in the nearby woods.  The script was reasonably tight until the end, when corpses show up in odd places for no reason, and the protagonist makes an emotionally nonsensical decision. Someone didn’t think something through. Unless you’re rabid for Dourif, I’d give this one a pass.

Duke Skellington

Duke Skellington

Saturday is Adventure Day, but I was home long enough to add a little to the outdoor decor. It isn’t going to be much this year, since we not only moved, but I gave away my yard stuff years ago when we went from a house to an apartment. I do hope to make at least one tombstone. Went garage saling a little today, and found a fantastic sleeping angel that needs to go on a tombstone. Plus, I accidentally broke off one of Duke’s forearms, so it can be popping out of the ground.

I realized today that I didn’t have a decent sized wreath for the door of our house. This would not do! Luckily, I had a wire wreath form and a bunch of ribbon. First, I went looking for instructions on how to use a wire wreath form, because as usual, I bought it for a project that had nothing to do with making wreaths. I was led to these simple instructions for making a burlap wreath. I figured I could manage that. So let’s begin.

I began optimistically

I began optimistically

I had this wonderful, wide, wired ribbon that looked like purple webbing. The roll was really big, so I was sure I had enough. I tied it off, and began pulling loops through the wreath form.

So far so good?

So far so good?

I worked inside to outside, making sure to keep the loops even in size, untwisting the ribbon occasionally to keep the pretty side forward, and scrunching the rows together.

It didn’t take long for me to realize I did not, in fact, have enough of the cool purple stuff. Since I bought it several years ago, I knew my chances of finding more were slim and none. But that’s okay! I have, like, five rolls of Halloween ribbon! None of it matches, but I’m not the matchy type. Surely that will be enough!

That's TONS of ribbon!

That’s TONS of ribbon!

Instead of wasting length and tying off the ribbon, I stapled one end around the inner wire of the frame with my Tiny Attacher. It gets into tight places easily, and is too small for me to be able to staple my finger. That last bit is important.

Staples FTW!

Staples FTW!

Each roll of ribbon was 9 feet long. I discovered that it takes a complete roll to cover one section of the wire form. There are 8 sections. Did you notice above where I said I had five rolls? Yeah…

So Michael’s had all of ONE roll of wide ribbon. Luckily, there was a fabric store next door, and they had a ton of cool stuff. So finally, I had enough ribbon! So much that I ended up getting rid of the purple, because everything else was black and white and orange. I may not be matchy, but I have my limits.

Putting the ribbon on the frame was really fun and easy. When I finished a roll, I stapled it on the outside wire of the frame. I love how my wreath foundation turned out.

Pretty!

Pretty!

So now what? All those different patterns needed something to unify them. I had styrofoam balls I could paint, but they were too big. I had a bunch of eyeballs that I could paint (because eyeballs would have been too much), but they were too small. I didn’t have enough little skulls. I looked through my decoration bins, and found a garland of black leaves with purple sparkles. Perfect!

Spooky leaves

Spooky leaves

They were on wire, so they were easy to secure to the frame. I wound them around and twisted and tucked until I was happy. Which coincided with when I got tired of messing with them.

After that, I grabbed a small set of LED battery-powered lights. Just 15 lights, in deep purple. I strung them under where the leaves wound around in front, so I wouldn’t waste lights on the back of the wreath. Then I didn’t take a picture, but that doesn’t matter because they barely show up in the daytime.

Hmm. Now the center needs something. Maybe a paper piece in the center with “HAPPY HALLOWEEN” on it. I went through my Halloween paper packs, which is no hardship, and picked out a couple things. Then I grabbed some puffy letters I got on sale somewhere.

HAPPY OWEEN

HAPPY OWEEN

While I liked the look of the thing on its own, it wasn’t working for me in the center of the wreath. One reason was that I couldn’t attach it without glue. So far I hadn’t done anything irreversible, and I liked that about the project. So I went hunting for more ideas.

Back in the bins, I found an old costume cape: black with silver spiderwebs. At first, I thought I could sacrifice it, but then I thought–why? It would probably look great draped behind the wreath like a spooky shroud.

I looked for safety pins, because that would have been, you know, safe. No dice. I attached it with straight pins, increasing the danger factor of the wreath. I’m sure no one is surprised that my Halloween decor would draw blood.

It's hungry for BLOOD

It’s hungry for BLOOD

Behold, the deadly Halloween Wreath of Doom. Or something.

It's just misunderstood

It’s just misunderstood

I had a lot of fun making it, and if I don’t want to keep it for next year, I can dismantle it and use everything again. Even better, going through  my supplies to do this made me want to Make! All! The! Things! So maybe you’ll get some more crafts out of me before the month is out.

 

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Pretty, pretty witchlings

Caught Lifetime’s Witches of East End. It was well-written and acted, and the plot is already intriguing.  Also, I have a soft spot for Julia Ormond. Two thumbs up for this new spooky series!

Now I give you spooky things on the web:

Adorable 3-D calavera mask templates! Free! Whee!

The entire BBC documentary: BBC Mechanical Marvels Clockwork Dreams

A blog about spooking on the cheap: Frugal Frights and Delights

A blog that posts about Halloween every single day: The Year of Halloween

The place where I swiped those last two links: Dark Side of the Net

 

Happy frightening!

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It doesn’t update often enough (and seriously, I thought Windows updated constantly), but Windows Tips, Tricks, and Tweaks is one of the creepiest blogs I’ve ever read. A cross between Videodrome and Lovecraft, all in familiar (or are they?) pop-ups.

Another treat from the interwebs: a very spooky lipsync.

And that’s my Halloween filler post for today. I really gotta start making stuff.

halloweenwars

We have cable primarily for the “nesting channels”: Food Network and HGTV. Tonight on Food Network was the premiere of this year’s Halloween Wars, and it was a blast.

There are five teams, each made up of a cake artist, a sugar artist, and a pumpkin carver. They make scary creations on a theme, with tight time limits. So far, it’s a lot of fun. They eliminated the worst carvers tonight, though there’s one more mediocre team I think needs to go. I love a good sculpt! It’s hard to keep all five teams straight, but so far, team Crypt Keepers has distinguished themselves with good storytelling and execution.

It’s a fun concept. I didn’t have cable for the previous seasons, so I missed out. Looking forward to following this fun show.

The Castle

The Castle

I’ll try to be spookier tomorrow, but Saturday is Adventure Day, and today’s adventure was Solomon’s Castle. It’s not very Halloweeny, but I’ll try to post the most seasonal pics.

Here, this lion is a little scary:

lion

Lionel

The castle is the home and gallery of sculptor, Howard Solomon. The exterior of the castle is covered in discarded tin printing plates from a local paper. They have a shimmery iridescence in the sunlight.

A napping cat in seasonal colors

A napping cat in seasonal colors

Solomon works primarily in metal and wood assemblage, though he also made all of the stained glass windows that grace the castle.

Pirates are Halloweeny, right?

Pirates are Halloweeny, right?

The tour included more PPM (puns per minute) than I have ever experienced in my life. I thought guided Disney rides were bad. I’m not sure I’ll be able to use puns myself for at least a month. The art, though often well-done, wasn’t my thing, but it was still a very interesting trip into Solomon’s brain. A very good Adventure Saturday.

 

 

I’m always looking for cool things to do with craft pumpkins. I have several that I plan on blogging as I decorate them. Jo of Chica and Jo made this wonderful cemetery diorama using a black craft pumpkin (click the pic for the process):

Jo's Cemetery in A Pumpkin

Jo’s Cemetery in A Pumpkin

I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of using a hotwire knife on a craft pumpkin. What fun!

Also, note to folks stopping by: if you comment, and you have a cool Halloween blog, I’ll probably link it, like Halloween Horror Tumblr.

Found another local haunt:

Twisted Woods

Twisted Woods

Plus two sites devoted to Florida haunts:

Florida Haunted Houses

Florida Haunted Houses

Florida Haunters

Florida Haunters

This time of year, the cool stuff just falls in your lap. This has been all over the web, but I’m linking it again anyway.  Nick Brandt’s photos of petrified critters:

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Via the Frog Queen’s facebook page, here’s a dubstep remix of This is Halloween:

Having moved to Florida this year, I am at zero for knowing the local haunts. I’m in the Sarasota/Bradenton area, and there are a few things here and in St. Petersburg. I know, I could go to Tampa for Busch Gardens, or drive a few hours for all the Orlando stuff, but this year I’d like to stay local, and see the smaller haunts. I’d especially love to see some yard haunts.

Here’s what I have bookmarked so far:

hellview

Hellview Cemetery

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Frightmares Extreme Haunted House

Cemeterror

Cemeterror

The Haunted Ranch

The Haunted Ranch

Most of them start up mid-month. I’ll be cruising around following some more links, so I hope I have a full schedule!