We weren’t in the type of apartments that had room for decorations, but in 2012, I took advantage of the apartment club house to throw a dark carnival themed party. I took inadequate pictures. I don’t want to post a bunch of pics of my friends, but let me just say they understood the assignment, and looked great.
The “fairway” – a bunch of toys I made from cardboard.This is the preliminary paint, but it will always be close to my heart because it scared the crap out of B.
2013-15: The Florida Years
Our neighborhood in Florida was full of retirees, and got almost no kids. Nonetheless, I was ready for them! In 2013 I probably did more outside, but here is just the wreath I made.
In 2014, I started doing up the foyer so it looked magical and spooky when I opened the door.
I also built The Judge, who, sadly, was ruined by a shitty moving company.
In 2015, the outside was the same, and I did another foyer.
2016-7 Silver Spring, MD
The biggest yard I’d had in my life, and I went nuts. The display is similar both years. I built a mausoleum with a projection inside, there was a projection in the garage, and every window was lit and spooky.
Those were the best years for yard displays. I want to get back to that level of build.
I thought it would be fun to go through the years of Halloweens that I have in my photo file. There’s not as much as you would expect, and some of the photos are…not good. I was going to do this all in one go, but I was boring myself, so I thought I’d better break it up.
20th Century
I don’t have much from this time. I tried to throw a party once, and I thought I took pictures, but nobody came, so it was sad anyway. It wasn’t that I didn’t have friends. I just didn’t know how to get them to come to a party. No worries, I threw great parties later.
This is 1978. I just turned 15, and I have an 18-year-old boyfriend (not pictured) who doesn’t know it. To his credit, he dumped me immediately when he found out. On the left is my friend Cheryl as a cat, and I am a witch, holding my chihuahua-dachshund familiar. Cheryl introduced me to Anne Rice, bless her.
I don’t know why I’ve posed so I have a double-chin. I did not know my angles.
This is me one of the few times I had glorious hair. 1982 and I’m a witch again, holding my new familiar, Geddy.
Look at that hair!
2003
There’s a whole lot of nothing until the 2000s. I was pretty unstable, living in tiny places. Also, I was trying to be an “adult” and loving Halloween was “for kids.” In other words, I had a very long stupid phase.
In 2003, I finally decide I don’t care if I have a yard or not. I cobbled together some kind of stand out of broomsticks, through a vintage wedding dress (I still have it!) on, and behold: Deadalina.
I love a ghost bride
2006
2006 was a turning point. We’d bought our first house, and I had a yard! Not only that, I did the decor for a party where I used to work as well.
House! Yard! Yay!The headstones are dead federal judges. Yes, the first federal judge in Portland was Judge Deady.
2007-8
In 2007, my personal blog, frykitty.com, says: “I canโt believe I didnโt decorate for Halloween. Just tooooo busy. But I have candy! Come take it!”
In 2008 we were struggling like everyone else, and soon to lose the house. Like everyone else. I probably decorated at home, but most of my energies went into an Egyptian-themed party where I used to work. Yes, they asked me back again, but this was the last time I agreed to it.
Some of it was good, and some of it was…well.
An army of beetles to go on the wallsA sarcophagus I mostly hated. Eh, it wasn’t *that* bad.I loved my crafty headdress.
2009
In 2009, we were living in a tiny, crappy apartment, but we had some leftover from cleaning out my retirement to survive, and I decided to do something I’d never done: a solo road trip. Not like we could do much for Halloween. B looked after the critters while I headed for Sedona, AZ. I decided the camera on my phone was good enough, so I didn’t take a separate camera. Regret of a lifetime.
Here’s a sorta spooky pic of Elmer Long’s Bottle Tree Forest. Elmer was still around at the time, and I had tea with him and the missus.
God what an awful camera
Tune in next time for creepy dolls, mausoleums, and giant cats!
We had 53 trick-or-treaters this year, down from about 85 last year. I hear there is a new neighborhood behind Target that was fire, so I’m guessing that’s what sucked away our kids. Gonna drive down there later. I just want to talk.
I was going to do a retrospective on past Halloween displays, but I was missing some stuff. Then I found it on Flickr, of all places, so I’m waiting to get a link to download my archive. Short version: a couple days.
Here was last night’s setup, showing off the blowmolds.
DaytimeView from the driveway, with 12-foot catNighttime
For your Halloween joy, I have gone back in time and brought you a selection of the finest Blingees and animated GIFs. May your night be full of fright!
I feel obligated to share this every few years. It became semi-viral in 2011, and suddenly there was even a kit for putting rhinestones on a pumpkin.
Blingkin is long gone, as it got pretty ratty over the years. I think if I did it again, I’d have to do a whole bunch of them and light them well for a display. That would be pretty cool.
Ghost movies have always been my favorite. I’ve always preferred the supernatural to the slasher. Here, Possessed By Horror lists a bunch of ghost movies perfect for the season. Many of them are personal favorites. Get haunted!
About nine years ago, I posted the story of Madame Violet of the Edinburgh Vampire Hive. It had legs. I had to write a newspaper or two explaining that it wasn’t real. It got a Reddit thread, and made it to Snopes, though more as an adjunct to stories about the original image.
I made a video narrating the story. I took it down for a while, because I’m always re-purposing my YouTube channels, but I’ve put it back up again.
Boy, after listening, I really need to redo the audio on this.
I wanted to find a nice Halloween music video with no AI. This is how I discovered the before:XXXX operator in YouTube search. Handy! What I found will be familiar to gamers, but not so much to me. I love game music, so this is my Halloween jam.